Fashion Photo of the Day 3/16/13 - Alexa Ray Joel

Alexa Alexa Alexa... I don't even know where to begin. I feel like I am on an episode of E!'s Fashion Police and we're playing "Starlet or Street Walker." For me, there is nothing that works about this outfit. There are conflicting styles and blah colors and overall terrible styling. I am just lost.

Alexa is a gorgeous girl. If you hold your hand in front of this picture and only look at her face then it's a great shot. Her makeup is fresh and very springy with flushed cheeks and a nice orange-y red lip. Okay, now if only the rest of her outfit stayed with that theme.

Her black sheer top and spiked bustier looks like it's straight from Lady Gaga's concert tour and paired with a brown high waisted, ultra feminine skirt is all wrong. The styles clash and personally I am not a fan of brown and black together. As if that wasn't bad enough she carried this red velvet handbag that screams old maid. This whole look is just too confusing for words.

Alexa Ray Joel at The New York Observer's 25th Anniversary (Photo by Henry Lamb/Photowire / BEImages)